HELLOOOOOOO SOUTHPORT!
Put down your shopping, silence your phones, and someone please restrain Daisy before she eats the props again — because I, your beloved Dame Trott, have something vitally important to announce.
Southport, you are sending this panto into orbit.
The Cheers! The Chaos! The Costume Changes!
Every night I step on that stage and the roar from the audience nearly knocks my wig off.
(And trust me, it’s pinned tighter than Jack’s trousers after climbing that beanstalk.)
You’ve booed the baddie, cheered our hero, and screamed “HE’S BEHIND YOU” with such force that the ushers are considering ear defenders.
🐮 Daisy Is Getting Ideas Above Her Station
Honestly, that cow is out of control.
One standing ovation and suddenly she’s demanding her own dressing room, oat‑milk lattes, and a personal ice‑cream handler.
If she empties the freezer one more time, I’m putting her on a diet of sprouts and disappointment.
Want a Shout‑Out?
Of course you do.
Who wouldn’t want to hear me announce their birthday, anniversary, or “I dragged my husband here and he’s secretly loving it” message?
Pop your request in with the Box Office before the show and I’ll do my best to make you famous for 12 glorious seconds.
BSL Shows: Big, Bold, and Brilliant
Our BSL‑interpreted performances are a highlight of the run — expressive, joyful, and full of heart.
If you need BSL‑specific seating, book through the Box Office so we can get you the perfect view of my best angles.
Tickets Are Vanishing Faster Than My Patience With Jack
Truly, they’re flying.
If you haven’t booked yet, stop reading this immediately and secure your seats before the giant stomps off with them.
👉 Book online now
👉 Bring your loudest cheers and your biggest smiles — I’ll bring the glamour
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a cow to wrangle, a giant to avoid, and a small mountain of laundry that definitely wasn’t in my contract.
See you at the theatre, sweethearts.
Dame Trott, signing off — fabulously.
